Novelty Item. Not Real Medication.

Send a Novelty Prescription That Makes Their Day.

Send a playful, personalized "prescription" bottle to send a smile...or an anonymous "need to hear" message!

Choose a Script
Girl Bottle

SCRIPTS FOR ALL

Pick the Perfect Prescription

From Confidence to Comfort and Motivation to Mischief — choose from our curated selection of 40 playful scripts.

For a Friend

For a Friend

Uplifting, positive scripts.

Select
For a Foe

For a Foe

Light, harmless snark.

Select

PRESCRIBE A LITTLE FUN

How Gift-A-Script Works

Start Personalizing

Pick a Script

Browse fun prewritten “prescriptions” like Joy, Motivation, Confidence, Success, Comfort, Integrity, Hygiene, and more.

Personalize the Label

Add the recipient’s name and address. The dosage, directions, and date update automatically. See everything in a live label preview.

Order, Print & Ship

Place your order and we take care of the rest — professional label printing, bottle prep, and shipping.

Pick a Script

Browse fun prewritten “prescriptions” like Joy, Motivation, Confidence, Success, Comfort, Integrity, Hygiene, and more.

Personalize the Label

Add the recipient’s name and address. The dosage, directions, and date update automatically. See everything in a live label preview.

Order, Print & Ship

Place your order and we take care of the rest — professional label printing, bottle prep, and shipping.

SEE THE LABEL COME TO LIFE

As You Enter the Recipient’s Details, Your Label

Updates Instantly –Exactly How It Will Look Once Printed.

Bottle Preview

Your label updates instantly as you type in the name and address.

What you see here is exactly what we print.

Real-time preview. Accurate alignment

Shows all dosage, directions & notes

Novelty Image Choose a Script
Important Novelty Note

This is a novelty gift meant purely for fun.

It is not real medication & makes no medical claims.

PEOPLE LOVE US

Why it’s the Perfect Little Gift

✦ A unique, funny, feel-good gift
✦ Personalized with their name
✦ Professionally printed labels
✦ Fast production & reliable shipping
✦ Perfect for friends, coworkers, family members, neighbors, or anyone else who needs a pick-me-up or gentle nudge.

Missing a Script
You Hoped to Find?

Send us your request—whether it’s one from our lineup or something completely unique. Our team will review it and get back to you with next steps.

Send Us a Request

Frequently Asked Questions

What are Scripts®? ✦

Scripts® are novelty, prescription-style gag gifts created for entertainment purposes only. Each Scripts® includes a bottle filled with 100 tablet-style candies and an informational card explaining the Scripts® concept. Scripts® are not medical products.

Are Scripts® real prescriptions? ✦

No.
Scripts® are novelty items only. They are not medical advice, diagnoses, treatments, or health recommendations, and they are not intended to replace professional care of any kind. Any resemblance to real prescriptions is purely for humor.

Who are Scripts® for? ✦

You may order Scripts®:
• For a Friend – supportive, encouraging, or humorous
• For a Foe – sarcastic, cheeky, or tongue-in-cheek
You may also submit a request for a custom, one-of-a-kind Scripts®.

How do custom Scripts® requests work? ✦

When submitting a custom request, you’ll provide details about the situation, behavior, or theme you’d like the Scripts® to address. All custom requests are reviewed by our team. We reserve the right to:
• Approve and fulfill the request, or
• Decline the request and notify you by email with a brief explanation Submission of a request does not guarantee approval.

What types of custom Scripts® requests are not accepted? ✦

We do not approve requests that include or imply:
• Medical or psychological diagnoses
• Treatment claims or health advice
• Threats, violence, harassment, or coercion
• Hate speech or discriminatory content
• Defamatory, illegal, or explicit material
Our goal is humor — not harm.

What is included in a Scripts® package? ✦

Each Scripts® includes:
• One bottle filled with 100 tablet-style candies
• A Scripts® label
• An informational card explaining the Scripts®
• Candy Ingredients list Candy contents may vary slightly based on availability.

What kind of candy is included? ✦

Scripts® are filled with tablet-style candy, a classic small, round dextrose candy commonly recognized for its size, shape, and texture.

Do you offer different candy options? ✦

At this time, candy selection is not customizable. Customers are responsible for reviewing ingredient information before ordering, especially if allergies or sensitivities are a concern.

How are Scripts® shipped? ✦

Scripts® are shipped within the United States via:
• USPS (United States Postal Service)
• UPS
Shipping method depends on destination and logistical considerations.

Will I receive updates about my Script? ✦

Yes.
• You’ll receive an email when your Scripts® ships
• You’ll receive a delivery confirmation email once the carrier marks it delivered

How long does shipping take? ✦

Orders are typically processed promptly. Delivery times vary depending on carrier and destination. Custom Scripts® may require additional processing time due to review.

Can I send a Scripts® anonymously? ✦

Yes. Sender information is not included unless you choose to add it.

Can I include a personal message? ✦

If available during checkout, you may include a short message. All messages must comply with our content guidelines and remain non-harmful.

Can I change or cancel my order after placing it? ✦

Because Scripts® are prepared quickly, changes or cancellations may not be possible once processing begins. If you need assistance, please contact us as soon as possible.

What happens if my custom Scripts® request is declined? ✦

If a custom request is declined:
• You will be notified by email
• You will not be charged for the custom request
• You may choose a different existing Scripts® instead

Are Scripts® appropriate for the workplace? ✦

Many Scripts® are workplace-appropriate; however, humor is subjective. Customers are responsible for selecting Scripts® appropriate for the recipient and setting.

Do you ship internationally? ✦

At this time, Scripts® ship within the United States only

How can I contact you? ✦

Please use the Contact page on our website for questions regarding orders, shipping, or custom requests.