About Scripts

Some problems in life don’t need a diagnosis.They just need the right prescription.

Our Story

Scripts was created around a simple idea: life doesn’t always need medicine — it needs humor, honesty, and personality.

Our products are designed to look like pharmacy prescriptions, but instead of medication, they
deliver something far more useful: laughter, perspective, and gifts that say what people are often
thinking but don’t always say out loud.

Story

Some Scripts are thoughtful.

Some are encouraging.

And a few come with just the right amount of snark.

Because life includes both friends… and, occasionally, foes.

Prescriptions for Friends… and For Foes

Scripts was designed to reflect the full spectrum of human relationships.

For a Friend

Our For a Friend collection celebrates the people you admire, appreciate, and want to encourage. These Scripts offer humor, support, and lighthearted reminders that someone cares.

For a Foe

Our For a Foe collection takes a different approach.

These Scripts are written for the people who test your patience, talk a little too much, create unnecessary drama, or simply deserve a playful dose of sarcasm. They capture those moments when humor says what everyone is already thinking.

It’s not about cruelty.

It’s about clever honesty, with great packaging.

SCRIPTS FOR ALL

Choose Your Prescription

Sometimes you’re buying a Script for someone you appreciate. Sometimes you’re buying one for someone who tests your patience. Either way, there’s a prescription for that.

For a Friend

For a Friend

Encouraging. Thoughtful. Lighthearted.

These Scripts are designed for the people you value most; friends, family members, coworkers, and anyone who could use a smile, a laugh, or a reminder that someone is thinking about them.

Prescriptions that celebrate the people you appreciate

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For a Foe

For a Foe

Playful, sarcastic, mischievous.

These Scripts are written for the people who talk too much in meetings, stir unnecessary drama, or simply make life a little more interesting.

They deliver humor with a touch of attitude—because sometimes honesty is funniest when it’s packaged like a prescription.

Prescriptions for the people who deserve a dose of snark.

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A Different Kind of Remedy

Life can be stressful, awkward, frustrating, and sometimes completely absurd. Humor helps us navigate all of it.

  • Clever humor
  • Creative prescription-style design
  • Gift-ready presentation
  • A healthy dose of personality

The result is a gift that feels unexpected, memorable, and guaranteed to spark a reaction.

Whether it’s shared between friends, coworkers, siblings, or rivals, a Script is designed to create a moment people won’t forget.

PRESCRIBE A LITTLE FUN

How Scripts Work

Start Personalizing

Find the Right Prescription

Browse the collection and choose a Script that perfectly matches the situation; whether it’s encouragement for a friend, humor for a coworker, or playful sarcasm for someone who deserves it.

Deliver the Dose

Give the Script as a gift. The prescription-style packaging immediately grabs attention and sets the tone before the bottle is even opened.

Watch the Reaction Ship

Laughter, surprise, eye-rolling, or instant conversation, Scripts are designed to create a moment people remember.

Because sometimes the best gift isn’t expensive or complicated. It’s simply unexpected and funny.

Find the Right Prescription

Browse the collection and choose a Script that perfectly matches the situation; whether it’s encouragement for a friend, humor for a coworker, or playful sarcasm for someone who deserves it.

Deliver the Dose

Give the Script as a gift. The prescription-style packaging immediately grabs attention and sets the tone before the bottle is even opened.

Watch the Reaction Ship

Laughter, surprise, eye-rolling, or instant conversation, Scripts are designed to create a moment people remember.

Custom Scripts

Some situations are so specific they deserve their own prescription.

Scripts offers the option to request a custom Script tailored to a particular person, situation, or inside joke.

Customers may submit a request describing the scenario they have in mind, and if the concept fits within the tone and guidelines of the Scripts brand, a custom Script may be created.

All custom requests are reviewed and approved before production. This ensures every Script remains clever, humorous, and aligned with the spirit of the brand.

To maintain that standard, Scripts does not approve requests that include or promote:

  • Hate speech or discriminatory language
  • Racist, sexist, or otherwise offensive content
  • Harassment, bullying, or personal attacks
  • Defamatory or slanderous statements
  • Threatening, abusive, or harmful language
  • Content that targets protected groups
  • Explicit, sexual, or vulgar material
  • Illegal activity or harmful behavior
  • Political attacks or propaganda
  • Malicious or inappropriate content

Because Scripts uses a prescription-style format, no custom Script will ever resemble or imply a real medical prescription, medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.

Scripts reserves the right to decline any custom request at its sole discretion.

The goal is simple: keep the humor clever, playful, and shareable, without crossing into anything harmful or offensive. Not every request will be approved, but the best ones often become the most memorable prescriptions.

The Origin of Scripts

The idea for Scripts began with a simple observation.

Life constantly presents situations that feel like they should come with a prescription.

  • A friend who needs encouragement.
  • A coworker who needs a filter.
  • Someone who takes everything too seriously.
  • Someone who might benefit from a dose of perspective.

The language we use every day already reflects this idea.

Common Expressions “Someone should write them a prescription for that.” “That person needs a reality check.” “They need a daily dose of common sense.”
Scripts was created by turning that idea into something real.

Our Philosophy

We believe humor is one of the most powerful ways people connect.

A perfectly timed joke can ease tension.

A playful gift can change someone’s entire day.

And sometimes a little sarcasm is the most honest way to acknowledge life’s absurdities.

Scripts was created to make those moments easier to share.

A Friendly Disclaimer

Scripts products are novelty gifts created for humor and entertainment purposes only.

They are not medications, medical treatments, or professional advice of any kind. While the packaging may resemble a prescription label, the contents are simply playful gifts designed to make people laugh, smile, or occasionally roll their eyes.

Always consult a qualified professional for actual medical, psychological, or pharmaceutical advice.

Scripts are intended to deliver humor, not healthcare.